Paper Clip This

Somehow the stories we all endure during the dating process seem to get lost in the machine cycle of rinse. To remember the details of each date can be nothing but an endless barrage of dating recall confusion. We often strive to keep these stories accurate in order to repeat them alphabetically to our friends on a moments notice.

I can remember learning the musical scale when being taught to play an instrument, “Every Good Boy Does Fine.” If only we could apply this theory for recalling our dates, what is “fine” of course may not measure up nor intrinsically fit into this simple and organized musical scale when referring to men. So how do we categorize and efficiently save our dating moments?

In keeping our stories interesting, organized, and fashionably re-stated, maybe there should be an online venue where we electronically “file” our dates. The who, what, when and no matter where, our information is stored in a memory bank categorized and saved under memorable dates available twenty-four hours a day. The web site could even charge a flat fee for members to read and write reviews about our dates, of course they would be all good!

I think I’ll stick with the age-old functional paper clip for my stories. All I need now is a paper clip holder.
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01.17.2010
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There already are sites and here are a few, although if you search I am sure you can find more. For those that have connected online where you can post the good, the bad and the ugly stories at http://www.lovestory.com.au and http://www.internetdatingstories.com. There is also http://www.ihatemen.com/dating_stories.cfm that collects dating stories, although there is only one heading under "good" and one "funny" and the rest are more on the derogatory side. You could also start your own blog and could bookmark it private and restrict the access to who may read the site.
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