Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, festivals, and parties, is bringing the noise and the funk this month as everyone gears up for the most gluttonous day of the year—Thanksgiving. Don’t forget to make a place at your turkey trough for good ol’ Zeus as he sets the wintry elements in motion. This November, he’ll serve up bone-chilling ice storms, bitter winds, toasty fires, and a steamy side of sweet-potato soufflé for you lucky lovers out there. But be warned—Zeus holds a thunderbolt in his right hand and isn’t afraid to use it on humans he finds acting less than godlike.
Scorpio
Khione (Goddess of Snow)
Your characteristic straight shooting and self-reliance may be misinterpreted as frostiness this month, Scorpio. The goddess of snow, Khione, is bringing the flurries starting November 23, so beware of turning folks off with a cold shoulder. Soften your gaze every chance you get, and use your signature penetrating eyes to warm hearts, not harden them. Winter is approaching, but you don’t have to be an ice queen.
Sagittarius
Hestia (Goddess of Hearth and Home)
Keep those home fires burning for a long-lost love who will revisit you in November, Sagittarius. Hestia is raking you over the coals, and you may finally reconnect with the one who got away. Cozy up by the hearth with a mug of hot chocolate, a good book, and a cashmere sweater and let your heartthrob come to you. And remember—Hestia rules domesticity as well, so keep your abode neat and tidy in case that unexpected visitor arrives spontaneously at your front door!
Capricorn
Hypnos (The God of Sleep)
Too much tryptophan in your turkey has Hypnos sedating your usually ambitious self, Capricorn. Enjoy this opportunity to relax, close the blinds, and take some time for yourself in November. Hypnos’s palace of darkness symbolizes daylight saving time, but there’s nothing wrong with pulling on your sleep mask, hitting the hay early, and catching up on those Zs. Who knows—maybe Morpheus, the god of dreams, will make an appearance to bestow upon you pleasant images of that cute barista you’ve been eyeing.
Aquarius
Zephyrus (God of Wind)
The winds of change are blowing for you this month, Aquarius. Zephyrus, the god of wind, is unleashing his blustery gales to shake things up a bit around Thanksgiving. You’re not one for unpredictability, so Turkey Day may have you feeling a bit out of sorts. Your Aquarian loyalty and friendliness, however, guarantee that you will have plenty of loved ones around to help you navigate the storm. And Zephryus’s sister Iris is the goddess of rainbows, so after the fracas you may even end up with a pot of gold.
Pisces
Poseidon (God of Storms and the Sea)
“Oh no he didn’t!” will be your mantra for November, Pisces. Poseidon, the god of storms and the sea, will sail his ships upon your love life this November, causing all kinds of ruckus around the seventeenth. But give your man the benefit of the doubt before you go all Perfect Storm on his ass—just because Poseidon is an infamous playboy doesn’t mean he’s hanging out with one of his many mistresses. Talk it through and have some faith. You wouldn’t want to spend the holidays drowning in your own tears, would you?
