It’s All Greek to Me: The Visiting Visionary


Virgo
Chronos (God of Time)
Chronos may have swooped down from the heavens and shortened your day, but don’t let him steal your thunder, too. Use your responsible Virgo disposition to achieve more during these shorter days. Chronos is famous for his three heads, so take advantage of those extra two to stay on task and get ’er done! By the end of November, you’ll be asking Father Time, “Who’s your daddy now?” 

Libra
Hermes (God of Flight)
Thoughts of holiday travel giving you the blues? Long lines, layovers, and airplane food are weighing your scales down, but never fear! Hermes, the god of flight, is presiding over your November excursions to ensure that you encounter smooth sailing, prompt departures, and an extra bag of peanuts on that cross-country flight. You’ll do a lot of traveling this month, so make sure you spend a few quiet nights at home in a luxurious bubble bath to achieve that perfect level of Libra balance. Put your seatback and your tray table in their fully upright and locked positions, and enjoy the ride! 

Read last month’s Visiting Visionary. 

The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a different guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so that our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign. 

Originally from Georgia, Heather Mathews fell off the turnip truck and landed in San Francisco in 1999. She has been known to hobnob with celebrities such as Emmanuel Lewis (aka Webster) and Booger from the classic Revenge of the Nerds film series. Heather spends most of her time rocking the mic at karaoke and attempting to cover up her Southern accent by saying “you guys” instead of “y’all.”

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11.09.2009
Cindy
Love this! Really funny, smart and relevant. Thanks!
It feels good to write.

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