Hillbilly Highball

Cheap. Simple. Delicious. Smooth. Fun. Happy. Tipsy. Drunk. Sick. Toilet. Fetal position. Weeping.

2 oz Bourbon
4 oz Ginger Ale

Mix the ingredients in a highball glass or something similar. Now it’s almost impossible, but if you want to make it into a more civilized cocktail, decorate with a couple slices of lemon. In addition, replacing Ginger Ale with Sprite or Mountain Dew is very common, and also very delicious. But, if MD is added, forget about it ever being civilized. Yet, it will be Kentucky and, although I am incredibly biased, I’ll take that any day of the week and eight times on Sunday. Surprisingly, I’m not very productive on Sundays.

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From Around the Web:
10.06.2007
Hazel Ridlen
Benji, a word of advice: Mountain Dew added to anything, let alone bourbon, is where civilization ends.
10.05.2007
Rebecca Brown
Ahhh, Benji...this reminds me of my old Kentucky home. Except for the toilet, fetal position, and weeping part.
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