The Many Uses of Vodka


  1. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
  2. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
  3. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
  4. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
  5. vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
  6. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
  7. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
  8. Soothe a sore throat. Add a tablespoon of vodka to glass of warm water and gargle. The alcohol helps numb the sore throat.

Eliminate swimer's ear. If you don't have rubbing alcohol, fill an eardropper with vodka, and squeeze it into the affected ear, then let it drain out

Article source: Miss Charming.com. Photo courtesy of Kaishin on Flickr (via Creative Commons).

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08.15.2009
Diane
Most of these were tested and debunked by Mythbusters. Especially the bee one. They were a bit sluggish and intoxicated, but didn't actually die. Good for the bees, bad for the vodka myths.
rubbing alcohol works for almost all the thing, except when you must ingest it. It is also much less costly and kill most bugs faster than raid could ever claim. Do be cautious though, as it is flammable.
12.03.2008
deeds
As a nurse, assuming that a bandage is covering a wound, you should NEVER saturate it with Vodka. Unless of course you don't like your patient and want to cause them great pain!
11.09.2008
Reese
I might prefer rubbing alchohol for most of these too, but I have been known to soak toothbrushes in vodka during cold season. A bit more readily available than those fancy toothbrush sterilizers. At least it's known to be potable. P.S. love your Bacon photos, especially the last!
PLEASE do not kill bees!!!!! Are you not aware of the bee hive problems???? Look it up!
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