Regional Guide to In – Laws

By: Not Just The Kitchen (View Profile)

Between the ice fishing, apple-pie baking, and dining at Perkins Restaurant and Bakery (which they nicknamed Pukins), your big-boned in-laws spend a lot of time driving (eight hours is short haul), using terms like “who gives a flying fig,” and asking “how ya doing?” followed by “okey, dokey!” So how do you get ahead with them?

  • Dig into dishes that involve massive amounts of melted cheese. Your in-laws will prepare cheesy potatoes, cheesy broccoli, cheesy asparagus, and fried cheese curds—which sounds awful, but c’mon, let’s admit it, a little melted cheese makes everything better.
  • “Live simply, so that others can simply live.” If your in-laws aren’t city dwellers, they’re farmers and they know how to birth a cow, mend a horse, or feed a pig. If you know zilch about farms, don’t fret. Praise the good bugs—ladybugs, lacewings, hoverflies, and honeybees—and chastise the potentially bad bugs—flea hoppers, lygus bugs, aphids, and mealy bugs. Impress your in-laws by differentiating good stinkbugs (they’re green) from bad ones (they’re brown).



How to dress:
Something with an elastic waistband.

What not to do: Take shortcuts. Using life’s conveniences (leaf blower vs. rake, microwave vs. Crock-Pot, etc.) only means you’re not working hard enough!

By Dina Koutas Poch Copyright © 2007 Dina Koutas Poch author of I Heart My In-Laws

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posted: 10.04.2007
Suha Araj
This is hilarious. Not having in-laws yet, this gives me a chance to test out the market. Thanks for a great field guide.
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