He says: “Call me after girl’s night out, I want to make sure you get home okay.”
He means: I want to make sure you are in lockdown and home alone!
He says: “I meant to call you this weekend, but I lost track of time.”
He means: I didn’t lose track of time, I just didn’t feel like it.
He says: “Give me a call sometime.”
He means: I am not interested enough to chase you, but you can chase me if you want to.
He says: “I don’t like to cuddle after sleeping with you.”
He means: I have no problem sleeping with you, but I am not capable of displaying my emotional feelings at this point.
He says: “I would love to get married, but it’s not the right time with where I am in my life.”
He means: It will probably never be the right time, because you’re not the right girl for me. So, I am using this excuse to buy myself more time until I meet someone I truly want to marry.
He says: “I am so unhappy at home. I wish my girlfriend/wife were more like you.”
He means: I want to sleep with you, and I don’t want you to feel guilty about it.
He says (on or/ before a first date): “I have never felt this way before. You don’t know how you make me feel, it’s driving me crazy.”
He means: I have felt this way before, but I still REALLY want to sleep with you.

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