LOVE TEST: Is He The One?

By: Text in the City (View Profile)

 

On my birthday and holidays my boyfriend’s usual gift is…
A) A beautiful piece of jewelry
B) A seductive night of dinner and dancing
C) A box of chocolates and sweet card
D) A text saying he won’t be there
 

During our lovemaking he whispers into my ear such “sweets nothings” as…
A) “I love you”
B) “Babe, you are the one I've always dreamed of”
C) “You drive me wild, your body is so amazing”
D) “Can you go get me a beer?”
 

My guy and I go together like…
A) Peanut Butter and Jelly
B) Brad and Angelina
C) Batman and Robin
D) Britney Spears and electric clippers
 

Real love means supporting my man’s…
A) Hopes and Dreams
B) Decisions, even if I might disagree sometimes
C) Hobbies, even thought they might not always include me
D) His unhealthy affection for Carmen Electra
 

My boyfriend’s favorite thing to text to me is...
A) “I miss you”
B) “Wish I was there with you now instead of working late at the office”
C) “I can't stop thinking about last night!”
D) “This just isn’t working for me anymore”
 

My boyfriend’s idea of a romantic getaway…
A) A trip to a secluded tropical island
B) A weekend in Paris
C) A surprise jaunt to his house in the country for evenings by the fireplace
D) A night in jail for disorderly conduct
 

The movie title that best describes our relationship is…
A) “Love Story”
B) “Modern Romance”
C) “Happy Feet”
D) “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
 

My boyfriend is most like this dog…
A) A loyal St. Bernard
B) A lovable Golden Lab
C) A powerful German Shepherd
D) An angry little Chihuahua
 

If my man cooks me a meal it’s usually...
A) A sensuous Italian feast
B) Champagne and oysters
C) An egg white omelet and fresh veggies
D) Dominos Double Pepperoni with extra cheese
 

Our “song” is…
A) “Endless Love” by Diana Ross
B) “All You Need Is Love” by The Beatles
C) “Ain’t No Other Man” by Christina Aguilera
D) “Love Stinks” by The J. Geils Band
 

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posted: 07.31.2007
Roxy Smith
This is hilarious and fun. But really -- some of the C's sound pretty good, too! I'm not sure expensive jewelry is always better than a box of chocolate and a sweet card. I'm always wary of cheesy guys who think they can woo you by spending a lot of money!
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