Women’s Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart, and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed
When I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Men’s Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
