Wondering if your boyfriend should have proposed by now? Considering whether to keep him or sweep him? Here’s a quick quiz to help you find out:
1. To your boyfriend, the “M” word means:
(a) Marriage.
(b) Maybe later.
(c) More beer.
2. Your boyfriend’s best friend just got engaged, he:
(a) Calls you right away to share the news.
(b) Dreads the pressure he’s about to face, so he asks his buddy to keep it quiet.
(c) Never mentions it. You find out through the grapevine.
3. When you want to have “the talk,” he:
(a) Engages in a heart-to-heart conversation.
(b) Hides.
(c) Rolls his eyes and asks why you keep nagging him.
4. Have you ever popped into a jewelry store together “just to look”?
(a) Yes, the first time was recently.
(b) Over a year ago.
(c) He doesn’t even know which finger a wedding ring goes on.
5. At the last wedding you went to together he:
(a) Got all mushy and romantic.
(b) Acted as if he was at a funeral.
(c) Got wasted and danced all night with one of the bridesmaids.
6. When the two of you spend time with your family it’s:
(a) As comfortable as can be.
(b) Fine until someone inevitably asks, “Will there be a wedding anytime soon?”
(c) You wouldn’t know. He avoids your family like the plague.
7. For your last birthday, he gave you:
(a) Tickets to your favorite concert.
(b) A little blue box that you thought had your ring inside, but instead found a keychain.
(c) He forgot your birthday and got you a card that said, “Sorry I forgot your birthday.”
8. When you ask what’s taking him so long to propose, he says:
(a) He wants to do it right.
(b) “I’m just not ready.”
(c) “Why would anyone want to get married?”
9. Do you and your boyfriend live together?
(a) Yes, but for not that long.
(b) Not yet; he says he’s afraid of change.
(c) Yes, for like the last umpteen years.
10. If you were to propose to him tomorrow, he would:
(a) Excitedly say yes.
(b) Pass out.
(c) Tell you he needed to think about it for a while (meaning a decade or two).




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