Coke Can Man

By: Ang DePriest (View Profile)

Brad: I’ll bet your nipples are the size of Coke cans!

I remember I was wearing my green hiking boots because they were part and parcel to Brad’s launching off my porch. I took one step back and solidly planted my right foot against his man boobs. The front door swung open and Kate became the sole witness to Brad’s glorious flight to the grass four steps below.

Brad didn’t bother us again. It was another insane adventure in the bowl of Nashville Nuts; but the experience wasn’t a total loss. Kate had been nervous about our safety and how we would navigate a new, big city. Later that day we treated ourselves to a couple of lattes after the Brad-butt-kickin’.

Kate: Mom, you totally rock.

Ang: Yeah. I know.

 

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posted: 09.23.2008
Dana
I LOVED this!!!
posted: 09.11.2008
Greenly Briggs
That was thoroughly entertaining. Man, that guy really could not take a hint....what a dork...... Way to kick him to the curb....literally.....awesome!
posted: 08.24.2008
Janice Burch
Can I borrow those boots?! I'm pretty sure I could've used those at a few junctures throughout my dating career!! Great article- I really enjoyed reading it.
posted: 08.11.2008
Nicki E
Hilarious! Scary dating stories from the past...so many of us could write a book!
posted: 07.18.2008
Czulkang
WOW that is a hilariously scary story. . i mean could you have imagined if he was a phsyco instead of just an idiot? lol. . but the story had me laughing the whole time. . and the bit about the coke cans. . where do you come up with that?. . thats some serious thinking time for that one.
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