Seriously! Are men today completely useless or just genetically programmed to be a nuisance? My little attack to the opposite sex is at this moment in relation to the deep annoyance I am feeling towards one male in particular. I am a young woman and am fully convinced I have met every type of man possible. First there was Mr. perfect, sweet, caring, and charming as time went on I was faced with the realization he was lazy, boring, and so immature for his age. Next was the bad boy, and to all ladies reading this, the bad boy is the most dangerous type you can meet. Quoted by Sex and city Carrie Bradshaw “You always leave a good on paper guy, for a guy who has no savings account and rides a motorbike with no helmet.” Risky … but the most sexiest and exhilarating time you will have … so they say. My “bad” boy was slightly different. Young lovers! We have now grown to be completely different people to that of what we once were. His life evolves around hitting the bottle on most nights, trailing his hungover head into work, and then participating in casual sex. This is supposed to be the best adventure of my life?? A guy who spends more time drunk than sober and breathes more cigarette smoke than oxygen? Please! I might as well just stab myself repeatedly with sharp sticks in my eyes because that activity would have more purpose than to that relationship! It’s all very well but honestly why do we do it? Why do we choose such pointless people and then complain? Surely we’re more to blame.
To understand exactly what I’m raging about my present partner, I have just discovered is still in extremely close connection with his ex! Jealous some may say, but I say why lie? An ex is something supposed to be crossed out of your life, hence the X in ex. Its supposed to be lovely to know you but please would you sod off not let’s hold on for a bit, date other people and drive them crazy. Maybe I’m being extremely paranoid, jealous, and slightly insane, but all this secretive behavior … what’s it for? I am not a standby, revenge is the sweetest and only way to grasp their full attention on you. Believe it or not when my ex and I broke up he admitted to cheating on me with his ex, for the most horrifying reason … sex! So basically we agreed our separate ways, left all peacefully and harmonious and then BANG “Sorry darling but I have to tell you now … when we were together I was F***king my ex Lauren, but I loved you just her sex was amazing.” Never in my life did I want to be swallowed, to be told that and to hang on to extra luggage believing your bad in bed was the worst blow!!! So this is why I believe all men destined to be with me are lying cheating animals. I make the rules now.
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