Cheri: Oh! The cat’s out of the bag! I wanted you both to be my matrons of honor but I didn’t know how to ask just one without hurting the other’s feelings, so you’re both my matrons of honor. Is that okay?
It was okay by me, and it was fine with Gayle. I was just disappointed that Gayle and her husband missed the whole Barnum and Bailey explanation of the finger in the butt, one boob, three boob thingy. Without actually hearing it from Cheri’s mouth, they would have never believed it! I heard it from the horse’s mouth and I still don’t believe it.
Finally we all jumped into our cars and headed to the church. We were so anxious to get this over with, but it was far from being over. In fact, the fun was just beginning!
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