The Secret Sex Lives of Lesbians

This kind of makes me chuckle a bit. Men have penises of course, but they also have prostates. Stimulating a prostate is like stimulating a woman’s G-spot, it can make men come harder and, well, better. But it is mostly only in gay relationships that the clitoris and the prostate are prominent players. Gay sex seems to be more geared towards pleasure, doesn’t it? But when you want to make babies, heterosexual sex can’t be topped. And just in case you are wondering—yes, lesbians use turkey basters.


The Elusive G-Spot, Female Ejaculation, and Multiple Orgasms.
Lesbians have secret, time-honored practices concerning this subject. I would be in trouble if I revealed them to you. I am not sharing my field notes on this, but since inquiring minds want to know—yes, the G-Spot is very real; yes, female ejaculation is possible (and pretty cool); and yes, multiple orgasms are achievable.


Boobs 101.
From what I have gathered over the years, it seems like men don’t spend much time with women’s breasts during sex. Maybe they rush through it because there isn’t something for them in it, or maybe, since they don’t have breasts, they don’t get how much better sex can be when you really include breasts in the picture.

I am a boob man. I make no secret of this. I think they are some of the most wonderful things on this earth. I have spent many (many!) hours figuring out what works and doesn’t work. And what have I learned? There is no secret—every woman is different. Some women want their breasts touched, some women say they can even come from having their breasts touched, and some women don’t want you to go there at all (which saddens me).

The only rhyme and reason I have seen to this is that women with small breasts seem to be way more sensitive to touch. Some don’t want them touched at all because of this. Some, you have to go easy on. You might think that lesbians have cornered the market on boob play, but every woman is truly different on this one. I will say however, that having four boobs in bed is more fun than two!


Let’s Get … Anal?
Most lesbians would die before they admitted to doing this or before they would do it. What else can I say? Bum’s the word.


And the Scissoring?
Since the beginning of time, gay or straight or not, people have engaged in the practice of frottage, which, in layman’s terms, is dry humping. We all know why we do it and why it feels good. I don’t need to go into it any further here.

Hold up your hands in front of you. Make like you are showing the number “two” on each hand. Basically, you have two upside-down pairs of women’s legs. Turn the “twos” toward each other and fit them together—it’s like putting two pairs of scissors together.

That’s where it comes from, but that’s all I am going to say about it. I am sure you can picture the rest—I already have enough to blush about when facing my colleagues in the hall.