The first time it happened I was horrified. My boyfriend and I had quite the sexy romp which climaxed with his froth spilled all over my chest and belly. We stayed that way for another fifteen or twenty minutes before I finally rolled off the bed and stepped into the shower to rinse off. The problem: I had a raised red welt of cum-streak all over my skin that didn’t wash off with soap or go away. For hours. In fact, it didn’t completely fade for the next couple of days.
Now, if you’re anything like me, you’ve experienced a few different “flavors” of love juice. When it comes to royal jelly, no two men (in my experience) taste alike. I’ve had sweet, salty, tart, tangy, bland, watery, chunky, sour, creamy, metallic, fruity, and downright nasty. If there’s one persistent flavor that comes to mind, it’s pancake batter. Yes. (Have you tried it lately? Dip your finger in some next Sunday morning and tell me if I’m wrong.) I used to think flavor had something to do with diet or health. (Was he a carnivore? A vegetarian? An athlete? A smoker? A junk food junkie? A recreational drug user?) Maybe you’ve had similar thoughts, but my taste tests are still inconclusive. I’d like to say the vegans taste best, but frankly … well, let’s just say that’s not the case.
Beyond taste, there’s color and texture. Again, consistency is not the same from man to man (nor always the same with the same man). From thin, watery liquid to thick, creamy globules, I’ve seen cock-porridge that runs the gamut from skim milk to tapioca pudding. Honestly, I’m okay with most of it. And secretly (now, no longer, since I’m spilling it all here) I love the way it feels on my skin—that tingly sensation sends ripples of continued pleasure along my already highly sensitive body. (Then again, the tingles haven’t always happened either, which makes me wonder about sperm count ….)
But until my previously mentioned boyfriend, I’ve never experienced an allergic reaction from spume that burned my skin as if it had been graffitied by a permanent marker dipped in cayenne juice.
