My First Baby’s Birth

I had him naturally; thank God I stood up for myself. Oh, they did have to use the suction cup thing they stick to the top of the babies head, it’s called a vacuum extractor. I asked the doctor about it, then one nurse looked at the other and said to get the vacuum cleaner. My husband was quite amused, however I was not.

So after almost three days of labor and pushing I have the baby. It’s a boy, and we named him Tony. Tony is now six. He likes anything to do with karate or super heroes. He’s a cool kid and I don’t know where I’d be if it weren’t for him.

Why did I tell you all of this crap that you don’t really care about? It’s back history for future stories. Besides if you don’t want to read it go find something else to do. So, that’s how Tony came to be.