A Little Mommy Muckraking

By: Michele Sbrana (View Profile)

  • Overcoming Underachieving (What about Underestimating Overindulging? Or maybe Overcoming Underbites? And we can't forget Overwrought, Overwhelmed & Undercooked.)
  • The Mother Dance (You mean the first day of school dance, a.k.a. The Dance of Inexplicable Joy?)
  • Busy But Balanced (Oh, why don't you just balance THIS!)
  • Silver Spoon Kids (Is there a Six Point Plan for ensuring you have the means with which to rear a Silver Spoon Kid?)
  • How To Parent (It's one book...with only 150 pages? Shouldn't this be a 46-volume set, complete with charts, diagrams, and Margarita recipes?)
  • Preventing Sibling Rivalry (In other words, raising an only child.)
  • Parents Under Siege (The next Summer action blockbuster starring Steven Segal and JLo.)
  • Ask The Children (Ask them what? If they remembered to change their underwear and brush their teeth?)
  • So You Want To Be A Stay At Home Mom? (Oh, no problem. Just donate all your beautiful business attire to a thrift store, buy one pair of sweats, splatter them with so-called washable paint, grind in some neon orange macaroni and cheese powder, add a few dabs of mucus or some other mystery fluid, and you're good to go...)
  • Team Spirited Parenting (Complete with your very own set of pompoms and megaphone.)
  • Honey for a Child's Heart (And peanut butter for their hair...)
  • Mom I got a Tattoo! (And other great lines you can expect from your teenager that will require an increase in your Prozac dosage.)
  • Idiot's Guide to Motherhood (Enough said!)
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posted: 03.28.2007
Laura Roe Stevens
How funny! My sentiments exactly! Laura
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