Stocked Dessert Pantry: Instant Post Tax Stress Relief

By: Karletta Moniz (View Profile)


Perishable: (You will note that even these perishables have a long refrigerator life.) 

 

  • Eggs    
  • Heavy Cream (at least 8 ounces)
  • Vanilla ice cream
  • Butter, sweet (no salt)
  • Nuts (shelled whole walnuts are the most versatile, store in freezer). It is a nice touch to toast nuts before using. Spread nuts on a baking sheet, place in pre-heated 400 degree oven for 10 to 15 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes. When nicely toasted (not burnt), immediately turn out into a shallow bowl to cool.

Favorite Easy Recipe: During times of high stress I can be found, late at night, standing over the sink with a spoon in one hand and a can of sweetened condensed milk in the other muttering to myself, “Why in the world don’t they put pull tops on these f%*$! cans?!” I am not suggesting that you eat sweetened condensed milk right out of the can. Nor should you consider serving it to your guests. Just know that it is a great staple for your pantry and the short cut to this ultra creamy Espresso Fudge. This very adult fudge is the just the post-tax treat you are looking for. And for those of you who have filed an extension, keep this recipe handy for July 15th!

Espresso Fudge

Ingredients:


16 ounces semi sweet chocolate chips, melted
1-14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk
2 teaspoons freshly ground espresso
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon almond extract

Directions:

Stir together all of the above. Pour into a buttered 8 x 8 pan. Chill one hour. Cut into any size square you want. Or, just cut it in half and dig in. No one is watching and you have our blessing!

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posted: 04.19.2008
Mark Roddey
Love your fudge! And I agree ... why in the hell don't put pull tops on all the frakin' cans. Maybe canners own stock in can opener companies.
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