Letter from God ...

My Beloved Child,

The prolonged battle over religious dictatorship and continued tampering, in your many editions of biblical doctrine, has finally sparked a nerve with Me. Your mastermind conspiracy to manipulate billions, for the purpose of financial gain is making headlines up here. And, while sitting down with three of My angels, we noticed severe changes have been made to My law. Therefore, I think it’s time you listen to what you are reading, or suffer the consequences of things to come.

The evidence exposed to me, in your many versions of the King James, New King James, New Century International, and Today’s New International Bible’s, demands an explanation. Who was the idiot that took it upon himself to change what was written? If it weren’t for Me, none of you heathens would be walking on plush green grass or sailing the seven seas.

It’s obvious to Me, many of you assumed I wouldn’t discover any of this. Your mother, Lilith, didn’t want to listen to a word I had to say either. That’s why everything is so screwed up. You rather listen to her advice. Albeit, I must admit, I enjoy watching you run around like chickens with their heads cut off; trying to unravel yourselves from the mess you always seem to stumble into.

Nevertheless, I created you, so I know you’re not perfect. Most of you take after your mother; hardheaded and stubborn. I told her from the beginning; don’t allow you to eat from that damn tree. Now everything is just in chaos. Most of you don’t even believe I exist. Its okay though, I still love you. Remember, it was Me who created both Heaven and earth. Don’t ever get so full of yourself, to assume anything different.

Now, from what My sources tell Me, there’s a man orchestrated organization practicing religion, attempting to instruct from My laws. But, only after Thomas Nelson Publishing changed what My laws said. Excuse me, but I dictated the book. I know what I said. Another thing, I put My name in the ‘original’ Bible, as I wanted it to appear, JEHOVAH. Somehow one of you dirt brains felt My name needed upgrading and changed it to LORD. You thought I wouldn’t read it; after all, it is buried deep in Psalm 83. I examined that, scanning through your revised edition of both King James and the New King James Bible’s.

Why did you pick the LORD over Me? I breathed life in his lungs, just like I did yours. He didn’t create the oceans, or stars; he is My child, just like you. I told you from the beginning, I Am the Alpha and Omega. This is My world.

And before I forget, your oldest brother, Jerry Falwell, wanted me to tell everybody, “Hello.” I had to reprimand when he got home. He thought he was going to be preaching up here. I set him straight, though. I run this up here.

Since I’m on the subject of preaching, I noticed a great deal of store front churches uprising in those less fortunate neighborhoods.