Unlike Almond Beach Village and Xpu-Ha (which showcase gorgeous natural settings) these resorts specialize in fabulous fakery. Fashioned like giant log lodges, they feature “living room” lobbies complete with massive fireplace, antler chandeliers, and rough-hewn pine furnishings; plus suites that include cabin-like sleeping areas. The backwoods ambiance carries on into Great Wolf’s signature indoor water parks, which are home to a host of too-cool pools, play structures, and water slides. Hmmm, a place where our aging adventurer can shake off the shackles of time and feel like a kid again. Now that’s freedom! Rates in March range from $169 to $699 per room per night depending on your location, dates, and accommodation category.
Inspired by Great Wolf’s omnipresent animal theme (and perhaps the occasional howling child) our tireless traveler has decided that it is high time she sought out real creatures, viewing them in their native habitat. Hence next month the Well Rounded Woman resolves to go on safari …
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