How Do You Say “Vomit” in French?: Stories from the Land of Cheese

By: Jennifer Luce Hinesman (View Profile)

Several months later, I found myself in the doctor’s office again. This time it was just for a routine check-up. But, when scheduling my next rendezvous, the receptionist started to try to tell me something. After several attempts of speaking slower and louder in French, she finally understood that I just didn’t get it. She led me to the waiting room where there was a friendly, young mom waiting with her child. The receptionist asked if she spoke English and the woman did. So she translated that if I needed an appointment for the same day, I was to sayurgence.” If I needed a routine appointment, I was to say “contrôle.” She gave me a code word. Apparently, our conversations were painful for her as well.

I decided that I could take two approaches with the language. Either be upset that I could not express myself or just throw a dictionary in my diaper bag and get out there. I spent too much time and energy in Germany feeling bad that I didn’t speak the language. I’m trying a new approach here. I’m not going to lie—it’s sometimes draining just completing daily tasks. Other times it is pure entertainment.

And for those of you wondering, vomir is vomit in French.


Other columns in the series:

Stories from the Land of Cheese: Buoyed by Mont Blanc

Stories from the Land of Cheese: Old World Charm and Moon Boots


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posted: 05.25.2007
Karen Luce
I'm catching up- if you can't tell. This is hilarious - vomit covered French Dictionary! You are a brave brave woman! Brava!
posted: 04.07.2007
Marion Barbaree
I loved your story about vomit. I also loved that you are so honest about yourself. It is very refreshing. I am kinda of new at this. I too may mispell words from time to time,who cares. Thank you for allowing me to join this. Marion Barbaree
posted: 04.06.2007
Suha Araj
You are a brave mamma. You've got the learning curve of your first born plus (pronounced ploos in french) on top of a new language. Thanks for bringing us along on the daily journeys. Soon enough i'm sure you will be guiding others along.
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