Harem Pants: WTF?

Sigh, it’s only a matter of time until I am persuaded, influenced, and fooled into thinking that I can indeed carry this baggy arse-and-thigh style (and that they look great on me with a pair of Moses sandals).

Hearing the flapping of Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation pants in my head, I turned to the March issue of Vogue to see if they could save me from myself. Instead they recommended that I should “curtail the volume with a long line mannish jacket” and include some “jersey separates” for that elegant “slouch appeal.”

Huh?

I recommend that they stop talking out their mannish backsides.

I’ve decided to take MC Hammer’s advice instead: he says “You Can’t Touch This!”

I’m going dress shopping.

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