Trim the Bush or Mow the Lawn?

By: Sex with Emily (View Profile)

I saw things and heard things that almost made me blush. The men definitely yelled louder than the woman but at the end all the newbie’s left with soft baby bottoms and fronts. Thanks to the guests who endured the pain. They will be calling in next week to see if their sex life has really improved. Let’s hope so. Stay tuned.

Definition of the Brazilian Bikini Wax: person lies naked on table while a highly trained professional (please don’t ever try this at home) waxes the person bare from front to back down there. Landing strip optional. Hair optional.

 

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