View ProfileI invoked the wrath of a little old lady when shopping this morning. Apparently I had skipped the line at checkout. She called me a “big fat bitch!” I was shocked (I knew those jeans made me look fat) and apologized profusely. She continued to abuse me across the floor, down the escalator, and onto the street. I can’t imagine ever feeling such retail rage. Have you ever lost it or had someone lose it on you in a store?
Dear God, I believe you ran into my mother! About 5' 6" and wearing Prada shower shoes (bunions) despite the cold, right? SO sorry. She refuses to believe she's bi-polar, but even the 4 year-old girl she unloaded on at the beach last summer ("YOU kicked sand on me, you horrid LITTLE WRETCH!") could tell you otherwise. Don't take it personally (or you'll need therapy -- trust me), she's been doing this to strangers & loved ones for years.
04.09.2008
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How fortunate you are that she didn't practice her 2nd amendment on you! Americans are too wound up, so in those scenarios, I do what my mother taught me to do, I kill them with kindness.
Now road rage...that's whole 'nother chit chat.
Now road rage...that's whole 'nother chit chat.
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