Insure My Butt: Literally!

By: Dahlia Rideout (View Profile)

Our society is far too insurance happy. For example, I have car insurance, health insurance, homeowner’s insurance, travel insurance, disability insurance and even an insurance policy on my mobile phone should the dog eat it. Where do we stop?

However, my insurance pales in comparison to that of the wealthy and famous. Whether it's the ultimate display of ego or a very expensive PR stunt, body-part insurance seems to be a rising trend with the super rich and famous.

Here's a list of 13 that is by no means meant to be complete. If you know of any others please leave a comment. I'd love to hear about it.

Heidi Klum insured her legs for $2 million. If priced by attittude alone, this is probably a bargain.

 

 

 

Bruce Springsteen insured his voice for $1 million. I think he sold himself a little short.

 

 

 

Mariah Carey had her legs insured for $1 billion. Mariah, I hope you are the sole beneficiary as this could give even the best of people thoughts of tripping you.

 

 

 

Sir Tom Jones had his chest hair insured for £3.5m ($6.9 million). At 67 he can still turn up the heat, but I'm not sure it's from the brush on his breasts.

 

 

 

Ilya Gort, Dutch winemaker, had his sense of smell insured for $8 million. That's an expensive nose, but can he dig for truffles?

 

 

 

Jennifer Lopez had her butt insured for $27 million (unconfirmed). Based on protrusion, this is a bargain.

 

 

 

David Beckham had his legs and feet insured for $70 million. Worth every penny.

 

 

 

 

Michael Flatley's legs are insured for $47 million. Not worth every penny.

 

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posted: 03.20.2008
Caitlin Goebel
If Dolly Parton's bust goes bust it's insured for $600,000.
posted: 03.20.2008
Amanda
I believe Beyonce's hair is insured....
posted: 03.20.2008
Thomas E
David Beckham should insure his hair. It's gotta be worth at least a million /sarcasm.
posted: 03.19.2008
Rebecca Brown
Clearly David Beckham is under-insured. Why no insurance on the ass, David? Or the chest? Or the arms? I'm just sayin'.
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