Mommy: “You didn’t ask.” (Gives him a look.) “What’s wrong with you?”
Daddy: “Nothing. So if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to take that turtle, dance with it, throw it against the wall, glue it back together, and then hide it from all of you.”
[Daddy grabs the turtle and walks out of the room.]
Mommy (turning to kids): “What did you do now?”
[Kids smile sweetly and say nothing.]
Related Chit Chat: Have Your Kids Lied to You Yet?
