Redneck Women

By: W. R. Benton (View Profile)

“Since I was down at Home Hardware and saw ‘em at a good price.”

“Sweetheart, the taped on trash bag works fine.” He tried the lovey-dovey approach, since logic hadn’t worked.

“Bubba Lee Claremore, if-un ya want any peace in this mo-bile home fer the next five years, ya’ll get me a new winder.”

Bubba shook his head, picked up his truck keys and was off to Home Hardware.

Now, I have a question. If trash bags were duck taped over Maude’s two rear and passenger’s winders of her 1967 car, why did the bedroom winder need to be fixed? It didn’t, ‘cause it worked fine and didn’t leak unless it rained. 

Art by W.R. Benton

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posted: 11.16.2007
Mark Roddey
Hell...I think we're relations! Bubba Lee sounds lik'a cousin of mine.
posted: 09.27.2007
Midori Nakamura
I'm was born and raised in Montana and i think this is hilarious.
It feels good to write.

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