Grasshopper and Uncle Andy left the bar with her screaming continuously, “I’m not a bug woman! I’m Grasshopper!”
“If y’all will scuse me, I gotta go and change my shirt. I got one out in the truck and will be right back.” I said and started for my truck. At the door I heard Bubba say, “I’m glad that’s all oveh. Did ya know Elvis was spotted workin’ at a Eleven-Seven in Little Rock, Arkansas last week?”
I drove home.
From W.R. Benton's book, "Bubba's Dawg Might be a Redneck"
