To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
”My wife Edith just told me we’re through,
For she says I’m too fat.”
And his friend told him that,
”You can’t have your cake and Edith, too.”
(Sasha Pave)
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly,”Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!? said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
(Source foolishtimes.com)
There once was a fellow quite retro
His pals often called him a Metro
He wore his shirts tight,
and showered twice a night,
He¹d to punch his pals oft to be Hetro
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a popstar named Brit
She was young once and cute and a hit
To the darkside she was drawn
Till she neglected her spawn
And was judged by us all as unfit
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a popstar named Spears
She had fun she had fans she had fears
She shaved off her hair
but the press didn¹t care
Cos the headlines got bigger with her tears
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a starlet on a roll
But her fame and her fun took a toll
She showed her behind,
Lost her hair, kids, and mind,
And we chased like we did Anna Nicole
(Jacinta O Halloran)
I smelled feet
So I had to ask Pete
When you were drinking booze
You wore those wet shoes
Now all I smell is dead meat
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
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