Stupid Man Quotes

“I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky…a pulsating force of incredible energy.” —David Arquette

“I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them.” —Russell Crowe

“I love karate, it’s like a bible to me. But deep inside I’m so…I mean…I’m so sensitive.” “I am the Fred Astaire of karate.” “I’ve got a talent to act. No matter what any newspaper says about me, I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it.” “I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it!” —Jean-Claude Van Damme

“I’m not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world’s best dancer, that’s for sure.” —Michael Flatley

“My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.” —Warren Beatty 

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” —Michael Jackson

“Every relationship I’ve been in, I’ve overwhelmed the girl. They just can’t handle all the love.”  —Justin Timberlake

“I do not like broccoli and I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.” —George W. Bush

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger

“If I were a single man, I might ask that mommy out. That’s a good-looking mommy.” —Bill Clinton