8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Pecan. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don’t like pecan, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? True, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when the party’s over, you haven’t taken these tips to heart. Or gut. In this case, reread tips. But hurry, January is just around the corner.
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