PRO: You can check to see if he is stealing from your company, doing the dirty on his desk with his secretary. You could use this information later for blackmail. By using voice from mid-air, blackmail becomes REAL easy.
CON: He could smell the skunk, so he was not really into doing anything with his secretary (She blamed the smell on him). And blackmail is not cool when he uses your pension plan to pay you off.
5. Checking out your husband’s activities while you are away
PRO: Finding out he has nothing better to do than work in his woodshop and watch hunting shows
CON: Finding out he sweet-talks the cat when you are gone…yuck!
6. Sneaking into dressing rooms, bathrooms and locker rooms
PRO: You get to see what people really look like naked
CON: You get to see what people really look like naked
7. Going into other restricted areas
PRO: You get to see the inner workings of such things as the Wal-Mart cash office, your doctor’s filing room, and a bank vault
CON: You learn what “Shock Hazard” really means.
8. Shoplifting
PRO: Shoplifting is VERY, VERY easy.
CON: Crossing traffic after shoplifting is not. Especially after realizing that it would be very difficult for EMT’s to perform resuscitation on an invisible girl.
9. Driving “driver-less”
PRO: Fun to freak people out while going 60mph on 45mph road.
CON: Cop impounding “driver-less” car while you are attempting to order “driver-less” fries from Sonic.
10. Learning things about other people
PRO: By going through files at the police stations, doctor’s office or your company’s HR office, you can learn a lot of really horrible things about people.
CON: HR clerk seeing filing cabinet open and slamming on your arms. She continues to push drawer shut because she cannot see that your wrist is caught in the drawer, effectively breaking your wrist. Then knowing that it would be very difficult for your doctor (who has 19 malpractice suits against him plus one charge of bestiality) cannot set an invisible arm.
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