12. Knowing what people really think about you.
PRO: You can leave a voice mail with people, talking nonsense. Sit around their office or house waiting for them to listen. Soon, they will talk about you. You may even learn what your boss really thinks about you and how you can be sure to get the real big raise.
CON: Knowing what your boss really thinks about you and having to figure out when to begin writing a new resume.
13. Just fun being invisible
PRO: Just getting to walk around with a big zit on your chin and no that no one can see it. Being able to not brush your hair or teeth. Being able to pull little practical jokes on people for the hell of it.
CON: Realizing that bodily fluids are not invisible and your boss is submitting the urine from his chair for DNA sampling. Looks like I’ll be out of work for awhile.
Know anyone hiring an invisible, practical joke pulling, blackmailing shoplifting girl?
