What the W Said to the U and the V

You’re right, I am lucky to be next to Y. She’s beautiful and so underused in the English language. I see your point; it could be a lot worse.

Oh V, don’t cry. I said I’m sorry. You’re in a good place, I really think so. And besides think of the other perks you get. For instance, you vibrate on people’s lips. I mean I think the word was named after you. How hot is that? You are associated with edgy words like vein and vixen. Any letter would be lucky to be you. I guess I’m just jealous. Forget I eVen brought it up.