Meerkat Stuffed Animal Toy
Sometimes you have no choice. You have to venture to The Rack. The rack we all despise, hide, and cry when we see … the rack that should be illegal in all stores (not just the gas station store)—the stuffed animal rack. I once found a plush meerkat (a small mammal that’s a member of the mongoose family) for my pal. I think she hated it, and I hated myself for buying it, but everyone secretly loves something warm and fuzzy to cuddle with at night.
Truck Nutz
It sucks to be a sixteen-year-old driving dad’s hand-me-down 1998 Toyota Yaris. For the men (or women) in your life that can’t afford pimped-out rims (or get a date) in order to make their car (and ego) more macho, get them some truck nutz. “Truck Nutz™ are a high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz.” Don’t we all want to see as many nuts as we can out on the open road? (I know I do.)
The gas-station quickie marts have yet to fail me. For every friend and family member, for every occasion, I have been able to find a personal, unique gift. While you may consider some of this stuff junk, think about your loved ones. One person’s trash is someone else’s treasure.
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