Finger Nose Hair Trimmer
I want to buy my boyfriend a nose-hair trimmer, but when I do, I’ll buy one that’s classier then this. I mean, a finger shaped nose-hair trimmer? May I just ask, why? A finger shaped booger-picker, now that would be a money-maker.
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Mother Teresa Breath Spray
I just don’t understand—who needs Mother Teresa breath spray? This bad breath killer promises to simultaneously refresh your breath while giving you insight into deep issues. The product description says that this “handy peppermint spray helps purge the demons of halitosis—praise be to fresh breath.” For once, I’m rendered speechless.
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Doggles
I once saw a pair of goggles to wear when you cut onions—that makes sense. Goggles for dogs—or shall I say, Doggles—do not make sense.
Photo source: Doggles
Lucky Break Wishbone
Wishbones are dumb. I don’t really know anybody who actually uses them in hopes of getting some good luck. If you want to make a wish, go throw a nickel in a fountain or something; don’t go buy a plastic wishbone. That’s cheating and God will get mad.
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