What Are the Odds?

By: Natalie Josef (View Profile)




Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 1 in 4464
Odds of dying on a bicycle: 1 in 4472

Odds of being murdered: 1 in 18,000
Odds of dying in a car accident: 1 in 18,585

Odds of getting arthritis: 1 in 7
Odds you don’t have health insurance: 1 in 7

Odds of dying from heart disease: 1 in 3
Odds of an American woman developing cancer in her lifetime: 1 in 3

Odds that you will die from the collision of an asteroid hitting the earth in the next one hundred years: 1 in 500,000

Odds of a non-felon being murdered with a gun: 1 in 500,000
Odds of being in a plane crash: 1 in 500,000

I think we need to keep things in perspective and ignore the commercials that tell you to start dreaming about the millions you’re going to win in the lottery. Actually, just ignore TV altogether. While they’re busy recalling every vegetable for fear of salmonella, no one is mentioning the fact that you’re more likely to die of appendicitis than salmonella. How many people do you know who’ve died from appendicitis? The moral here? Eat your vegetables and don’t play the lottery.

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posted: 07.30.2008
Lena Vazifdar
So you are telling me I have more a of a chance of dating a millionaire than writing that New York Times best seller I have been working on? Great.
posted: 07.20.2008
Fulano
King, thanks for your post. The author should have cited her source. I've done my share of ranting over how wrong the stats are, but the real problem is poor "journalism" (if you can call it that) by not revealing her source. She should either give credit where due or explain her methodology if she came up with any numbers on her own. Thumbs down to Natalie Josef for not just repeating these false statistics, but also for taking someone else's work and passing it off as her own.
posted: 07.20.2008
King
I would like anyone who is reading this article to visit the website which was the source for most of the material. http://www.funny2.com/odds.htm Thanks very much!
posted: 07.19.2008
Fulano
No, wait! It gets better. There are only 17 people alive in the USA that are lottery winners or will win sometime in their lifetime. However, there are 30 people in the US who have been president or will become president in their lifetime. Huh?
posted: 07.19.2008
Fulano
So there are only 17 state lottery winners alive in the United States right now? (306 million divided by 18 million). Wrong!!
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