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The Washcloth

By: Veronica Kavanagh (View Profile)

Another oldie but goodie we can all relate to!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn’t have an time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

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posted: 04.11.2008
Miracle*mom16 Huff
thats hilarious and im sure that doc thought it was all for him! lol
posted: 03.12.2008
Jacqueline Carpenter
I know we women can do things sometimes but this takes the cake.It sounds like something I would do.We women are funny sometimes and this was hillarious and I bet that OBGYN was freaked out but you know they have to have seen everything in their time.
posted: 03.12.2008
Ophelia de Serres
Priceless! I love it.
posted: 03.07.2008
Gloria Cooper
Hi Veronica, Girl, you really had me with this one, I didn't really get it quite, till I got to the Very End', and I laughed myself sick, I loved it Veronica, I tell you, I get like that too, meaning the forgetfulness you know,of not Double checking and all, and our children are the ones that gets the last Laugh.... :) You're alot of Fun! Luv ya. And you take care :)
posted: 02.29.2008
Hope Burwell
I've received this urban legend in emails from friends all over the globe annually for three or four years. Expected more originality from Divine Caroline.
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