Sex and the Married Woman

Three women—one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet up for lunch …

The engaged woman:

The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my life. I love you.” Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, a mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman:

I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”