Just having some fun, laugh along with it!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says : “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother.”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER.”
What is the definition of mis-tress?
Someone between the mister and mattress.
Husband asks: “Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is?”
W – ithout
I – nformation
F – ighting
E - very-time
Wife replies: “No. It means:”
W – ith
I – diot
F – or
E - ver!”
What’s the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Grammar teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.”
A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son—THAT is confidential.”
