Subway Stripper: Can You Smell It?

This clip is like a riveting traffic accident or sports crash: one of those things you don’t want to see, but can’t stop watching. Of course, it might be argued that anyone who rides the MTA subway regularly would not be either surprised or shocked (and maybe not even wake up, like that guy at the end of the car).

A few choice quotes:

“I’m not homeless.”

“Hairy’s the new black … Wheeee!!”

“If you see a suspicious package, tell someone!”

And from Mr. Stripper’s follow-up commentary on the vid:

“When you exude sexuality like I do here, people are going to be frightened by it.”

When asked eagerly by one viewer, “Do you perform on the A train? Nice package! :),” Mr. Stripper responds, “I hope to one day make it to the A train. Practice! :)”