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Real American Family Values

Real American Family Values

By: Ophelia Payne (Little_personView Profile)

... and baby’s glock makes six.

Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of “Survivor.” Contestants must travel from Lubbock, through Abilene, Plano, and Arlington. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: “I'm voting for Obama, I’m gay, and I’m here to take your guns.”

The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.

First published April 2008
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posted: 04.08.2008
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