At The Park with a Thong or Two or Three…
By: Kate Thorp (View Profile)
I have to admit I was under the illusion that we’d skip the mistakes of the 70’s like spandex and men in really tight pants but that didn’t happen, so why am I in such disbelief over thongs being shown on purpose. Heck they cost enough. Per square inch of material they have to be the most expensive clothing item in your house. Why shouldn’t everyone see them? So run free thong wearing women and don’t forget your butt squeezes when you bend over to pick up your kids.
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I told my g/f forget the thong go without anything on at all !! If you are going to give the guys a peek why not show all your assets !!
I once asked my daughter why she would subject herself to wearing something so seemingly annoying and uncomfortable. She said, "so I don't show any panty lines!" I thought what the heck are wrong with panty lines, at least people would know you hade 'em on, and what's worse to have someone see - panty lines or a thong above your jeans waistband! Women never had thongs until recent years, so they couldn't have been so necessary.
I think it's great that your husband is amused by the whole spectacle. But I kind of feel sorry for the oh-so-desperate-for-attention mommies. I've had no kids myself but I can only imagine how being stuck at home with baby and Barney would send you over the top a bit. As for me--a single girl who likes undies of all kinds---I believe in keeping my ass covered!
My goodness!! I have to chuckle as a good friend and I have discussed thongs. I agree that the cost these little gems are high per square 1/2 inch and therefore may be the reason women who wear thongs let them show. Bless your husband's heart and the beauty of your marriage that you both share with each other such things and shared with us the reader the amusing insight.
"Whale tales" are the new black. It sounds like your poor husband is on an Alaskan cruise :)
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