Funny Church Signs

Gotta admit #3, was great! Find MORE to post heer!

it is always good to have a smile on your face and these certiantly bring one to you.

Actually TJ, I know for a fact that at least one of those is NOT a fake. Calvary Baptist Church is in Slidell, Louisiana. I happen to live in Slidell and pass by it frequently. One of the ladies I work with has a son that goes to Calvary Baptist School. So no, they are not all fake. (But that's not to say that some of the others are not.)

um...these are all fake

Hmmm. Heaven should have a smoking section. If not, it would hell in heaven for smokers. ;-)

could be just me, but those "loose tongue" kind of messages sound vaguely like some of the WWII propaganda posters I've seen about keeping your mouth shut, because you never know who's listening. Could be me, just mis-interpreting the message, but not a very direct or convincing argument to go to church...the last thing I'd want to associate a loving, welcoming religious experience with is shady politics, war, etc.

my favorite i've ever seen was: Where will you be sitting for eternity: Smoking or non?

I liked these.. I saw a church sign while driving that said "Do you have room for Jesus?" and all I could think was "no thanks, I'm full!" I know, its irreverant, but it was so much like the slogan "there's always room for Jell-o". Couldn't help myself!

You can create your own church sign here: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

I always get a kick out of these. There is a local church in my neighborhood that has clever slogans on their sign. I make a point to go by there at least once a week to see what they have posted. Humor is always appreciated in all walks of life.

Those church signs have gotten pretty inventive and clever. Kinda funny too. I was wondering about the signs about loose and slippery lips; were both churches having a problems with gossips?

I agree, a couple of these are definitely from the churchsigngenerator site (number 3 & 6 I reckon). Still funny though :)

Very Funny! I enjoyed this.

Looks like at least one of those was made with this handy dandy church sign generator! http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

One of my all time favorites-Where will you spend eternity? Smoking, or non-smoking?

Wow, as a Christian, I know that a couple of those signs would be met with angry church members! Wow!!! But mostly they are funny.

These signs might actually get me to attend one of these churches!