A Very Hairy Issue

By: Femme Fan (View Profile)


It is not just unfair it is a ludicrous way of doing business.

Here’s another suggestion for all these men to consider, stop running Viagra and Cialis commercials during games. This is supposed to be a family friendly game (notwithstanding the f-bombs we hear on the air) so what does one tell ones children when they ask what an erection is, and I would like to know, what does one do if an erection does in fact last four hours? Call 911?

Men have control of the NFL and it is truly still a very masculine testosterone driven endeavor, over the centuries men have tried various ways to cure impotence and enhance their sexual prowess, some of them are rhinoceros horns, deer antlers, love potions and ointments. They have also blamed their wives, girlfriends and witches for their inability to ... uh ... um ... perform. But, please if you are going to promote cures for ED how about you give women and a cure for menopausal symptoms, dryness, lack of libido and irritability, equal time?

The Hair Issue: The owners have deferred a decision on the long hair issue until May in order to give the players association an opportunity to provide feedback. Here are the top five reasons why NFL players shouldn’t be allowed to wear long hair.

1. It’s unfair to the white bald guys
2. Long hair might get caught in a strippers g-string
3. Locker room showers are backing up
4. Shampoo and conditioner costs are excessive
5. Hairdressers are banned in the locker room

I’m certain the NFL will hear from those young men who have for religious, cultural or simply fashion reasons decided to wear their hair long. This could become a contentious issue and one that might even make or break upcoming collective bargaining negotiations. I suggest the owners begin to broach the subject with their own players and make sure that earning millions for a skill is the motivation for playing the game, yes money honey, not the length of the hair.

Go spend some time with these dread lock-wearing athletes as they have their hair done, that is easily a four-hour sit down.

1.Pacman Jones (when he had them)
2. Marshawn Lynch
3. Nate Webster
4. Devin Hester
5.Reggie Williams
6. Josh Cribbs
7. Ernest Wilford
8. Rashean Mathis
9. Marion Barber
10. Laurence Maroney

By Ivette Ricco

 

 

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