Confessions of a Yoga Hater

By: Kate Carter (View Profile)

So my skeptical, sarcastic brother is making fun of his yoga classes, too. But—and this is shocking—he is taking them. In Siberia.

As yoga goes mainstream and spreads to all corners of the world, I’m going to stick to my guns. No more yoga for me. Maybe one day, when I’m old and frail and can’t touch my toes, I’ll wish I had gotten into it. But for now, I’ll stick with running—an activity that really is good for my heart—and soul.

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posted: 11.09.2007
Rebecca Brown
Finally someone who will say it out loud! I don't mind doing yoga, but when it comes to prioritizing things that I know are burning calories and seem to help clear my head, yoga gets pushed pretty far down the list. I would probably do yoga a lot more if I didn't have to pay $200 a month on top of my gym membership to do it (the times I've committed to buying classes have pushed me to a negative balance in my checking account causing way more worry than yoga could ever erase.) And please don't suggest I do it at my gym; i can hear the thump-thumping of the spin class music the whole time and I end up wishing I was in that class instead. My favorite is cardio tai boxing - that seems to get the stress out for me.
posted: 11.06.2007
Jennifer Kellogg
oh yeah - all i can think about is what I'm going to make for dinner, how this class isn't really burning any calories etc etc. I decided to take up meditation instead and when I want to exercise I run.
posted: 11.06.2007
Nelly Meg
Great story. Although my best friend is a yoga teacher, I have never taken a class. However, I have dabbled in tai chih and absolutely love it. It doesn't hurt and there's just something about the graceful movements. Although you don't work up a sweat ,it apparently is very aerobic. I am a great walker but I resist running except sometimes in dreams when I run effortlessly and almost fly.
posted: 11.04.2007
Rebecca Watson
Not to worry -- I would have been laughing in hysterics beside you, and also struggling to reach past my shins.
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