Charges were dropped against a bikini model in Japan, who’d been convicted of kicking a hole in her boyfriend’s door and crawling into his house after discovering he’d cheated on her. Her attorney demonstrated that the hole was too narrow for her too have squeezed into and the appeals court determined that the size of her breasts meant she couldn’t have committed the crime.
We all remember, “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit,” where size worked well for the defense.
Yet another instance of the all too familiar formula: big boobs + appeals = happy ending.
