- I pee more than I use to
- A broken heart makes you scared to try again
- Men with shaved heads are incredibly sexy
- I’m not upset if I accidentally wake up early on the weekend
- I no longer have to look like a tramp on Halloween
- I have a lot less time for ‘soul-searching’ men
- I no longer laugh at the thought of long-term planning
- When somebody says, “I don’t want to hurt you,” they are about to
- My definition of sexy has changed to include responsible, motivated, and kind
- I have a clearer idea of which foods I need to avoid
- If I don’t get enough sleep, I get a cold
- A quiet evening at home is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night
- I wear wraps a lot more than I use to
- I’m finding teenage fashion more and more scandalous
- I have a much better idea of what I think I want
Yet some things haven’t changed much:
- My mother still tells me what looks good on me and what does not
- I still laugh more when I’ve had some alcohol
- I still have a slight attitude problem
- My thighs still have the same form as they did in my childhood pictures
- Practical jokes on my brother still give me a good belly laugh
- My grandmother still wonders when I’ll bring home a husband
- I still sit at the “kids” table during large family dinners
- I do not like people telling me what to do
- I can dish it out but I have a harder time taking it
