Alright ... check this out. I have a buddy who met all three of his wives in the most unlikely of places ... if you’re a man, that is. In fact, it’s a perfect place to meet an eligible woman ... single or soon to be divorced, or thinking about divorce ... lol! You’ll never guess! Ok ... maybe you did. And if you did, you said ... the grocery store! That’s right.
When most single men are making one of their infrequent forays into a real, live grocery store to replenish the odd foodstuffs and staples like Rice-a-Roni, Ginger Snap cookies, Budweiser by the case, peanut butter, maybe some Legos, Rotini, and Velveeta cheese (the dip goes great with your Bud), and Wonder white bread, they enter into a world populated primarily, even in this day and age, with women of all stripes, ages and shapes shopping for their families or for themselves. I’m talking grocery stores like Krogers or Schnucks (a Memphis chain). You’ll find another male genus altogether shopping at Fresh Market, Whole Foods, or Trader Joe’s. Typically, though not always. (Just CMA ... lol.)
My next article will discuss in detail the do’s and don’ts, in’s and out’s of finding the partner of your dreams while cruising the dairy aisle in your favorite local food emporium.
Ciao! And remember what author, Ramtha, said in his book That Elixir Called Love—“Love is a many-splendored thing.” Hmmm ... or was that “splintered?”
