Coveting a Coworker: The 4-Way

By: The 4-Way Panel (View Profile)

This continues for a few weeks until one of you—probably you because you’re the one writing to the 4-Way about taking this to the next level—will want more and the other won’t.

Your after work get-togethers will get less frequent, your IMs will all but disappear, and he’ll start to avoid you at work and outside of work. You’ll get hurt, he’ll date others; you’ll hear about it at work and will be trapped in a cubicle of hell.

Work will become a place you no longer want to go, and your performance at work—and perhaps even your career—will suffer. You’ll end up without a job and a man and you’ll have wasted a lot of energy and time. Does that sound worth it?

So RIP, IMs. Get your work done, log off, and go meet someone outside of your workplace ASAP, or you’ll be SOL.

The gay man’s perspective: Darren Maddox
I think you hit the nail on the head, EM—you don’t even need our opinion on this one. As you said, you spend the majority of your waking hours at work right now so it only makes sense that you’d meet someone there with whom you have something in common. Chance are, you have more conversation there than you do anywhere else in your life and you’re surrounded by people that share the same interests. In your friends’ defense, an office romance is taboo if it doesn’t work out and if one of you has to leave to avoid an awkward situation. But hell, what if it does work out? Start a company together and stop working for The Man! Come on, you know you’ve thought about it already.

As I see it, you have a few options:

Plan A) Find out where he goes after work to play and figure out a situation where you can show up and not be perceived as a stalker. (Note: avoid the trench coat and dark glasses with floppy hat look.) You can always play it off as “Oh, I forgot you were going to be here, too” and see what he’s like outside of the office.

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posted: 04.18.2008
David Mailinator
I admit, I didn't read past the first advise section, but what about the scenario: You date, one of you moves to another division or company, you get married and live life happily ever after. Seems to me that's as likely as the first 4 choices. You don't have to work at the same place. Great relationships are rare, keep things simple until you decide you're in love then get jobs elsewhere to avoid the potentialities.
posted: 04.18.2008
James Dehnert
Better to regret what you did, that what might have been. This is the same advice I gave a friend of mine about 15 years ago, and he' been happily married for 14 years now.
posted: 04.18.2008
Mike Caprio
Anyone with any background in social psychology will tell you: people are naturally attracted to the other people they are physically closest to. The ones they see every day, and interact with on a regular basis. This means that office crushes are as inevitable as schoolroom dorm romances or girl-next-door flings. It also means that powerful psychological forces are driving you into this situation, and you may not actually be as compatible or truly attracted to him as you think you are at first blush.
posted: 04.18.2008
J G
Horrible advice. I met my wife at work. Jobs come and jobs go but true love is much harder to find.
posted: 04.18.2008
Dude WebmastuhB
Ignore everyone's advice except for the gay man's perspective. If you like this guy and think things could work well with this guy - go for it! Sure there may be consequences if it doesn't work out - but who gives a shit? Deal with them if they come up. This isn't grade school anymore. Either deal with them like a mature adult, or quit and move on to a different company. Sure there is risk, but without risk, there is no reward. Do not live in fear of failure! Do not live in fear of some sort of "possible outcome"! Do not live in fear. There is a great scene from the movie, Defending You Life; "Fear is like a dark fog. Real feelings, true emotion, true love - they can't get through that fog. But if you lift that fog - brother, you are in for the ride of your life!" What if you hit it off with this guy and it works out to be the best thing that has ever happened? Ignore the petty naysayers, and go for it. For the record, I am a married, strait male.
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